Sexiest, Most Beautiful Vegetarians and Vegans UK

 By Captain James Tea Cook, Pirate of the Carob Bean, cook and teacher of healthy eating to small people eg children.
Sexy, Gorgeous, Beautiful Vegetarian and Vegan women in the UK

 So it be said by more than just I that vegetarians and vegans be, on the hole, sexier, more beautiful and gorgeous and altogether more delicious than there meat eating counterparts. I know podgy wrinkly old me is not a good example, so by way of evidence o my contention I offer you these women as examples of the Plantarian beauty that abounds in the UK who make me heart beat quicker, make me pockets flap and my toes wiggle. Some of them are originally from the USA but they live in Britain now and I make the rules so they are in the top 10 list.

 Julie Montagu is a Yoga teacher and is married to Lord Hinchingbrooke the next Earl of Sandwich, thus mother to next generation of sandwiches who we hope to be vegan no matter what Grandpa sandwich says.

Julie will introduce you to a number of new positions that your friends have only dreamt of and help you find muscles you didn't know existed let alone ache. If you end up walking funny after watching Lady Hinchingbrooke's new Yoga DVD then don't come crawling to me.

On an educational side note the original Lord Sandwich sponsored the trips of the explorer Captain James Cook ( who discovered Tea Tree, Ti Tree, melaleuca oil Melaleuca alternifolia) and named the Sandwich Islands in his honour.

Marina be the beautiful brains behind Cupcake Britain tempting men and women, young and old with her delicious wares based on traditional vintage flavours of great British cakes, puddings and desserts. Her cupcake / fairy cakes come in sexy finger licking great breasted tiny versions of Victoria sponge, treacle tart, chocolate pudding, lemon meringue pie, spotted dick and other baked fetish fulfilling hot fantasies.

A demon temptress, beware her culinary spells as she tantalises your taste buds leaving you begging for more. Made in Essex

Gorgeous Amy is THE Amy from Amy's Kitchen the notorious US vegetarian organic food company. Her veggie burgers got voted top of the crop by taste testers visiting the Brighton Vegfest in 2012

I be currently not talking to her until she finds a way to get her Ma and Pa to give equal rights to British Vegans and give us Vegan Pizza which is only available in the USA. I mean, what’s a pirate to do? Sail over the Atlantic and steal some? But then she does this sexy pouty lip 'don't be cross with me' thing and my knees turn to jelly and my brain melts to porridge.

Natalie from Beyond Skin takes the stripped bare naked feet of discerning celebrities and clothes them in her sexy fashion designs.

If you be having a foot fetish and feet fetishism be your thing then Natalie be your angel of fulfillment

Her shoes be sensuous, sexy, gorgeous, sometimes voluptous, sometimes just pure self indulgent pleasure, stripped naked exhibitionism

Go to Tibits and eat your heart out Miss McCartney, this amazing lady has feet all sewn up.

I'll leave you to complete the rest o the top 10 list of gorgeous veggie women lest I be getting into serious bother for leaving someone out what deserves to be in the list and don't be.

Capt JamesTea Cook visits Beaulieu Village Primary School, Beaulieu, Hampshire

Capt James Tea Cook visits Beaulieu Village Primary School, Beaulieu, Hampshire